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Strange, Unique Christmas Gifts

JackieP

Hello people! Hope your day is a great one!

Today I thought I would go shopping and take you with me! Sounds exciting, doesn’t it? Well, it is! Until you find out we won’t be spending any money. Ha!

I went virtual shopping my friends. I’ve been seeing Christmas gift lists popping up all over the blog world. So I thought I would go on the hunt for strange and unique gifts you could give. There are still 10 days till Christmas, so you might have time to buy some of these truly unique gifts for someone you love! Or, someone you don’t care for all that much. LOL You decide!

(Admit it, we all have that ONE relative that annoys us.)

Let’s see what I found, shall we?

How about some candy canes? Now Jackie, you’re thinking, what’s so unique or strange about candy canes?? Ah, my friends! These aren’t just any old candy canes! These are bacon flavored!!

 

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For just $5.99 USD, you can have some of these tasty tidbits to give out. The fun part is, don’t tell anyone they are bacon flavored! Let them find out on their own. 😉

 

Then we have Cat Butt Gum!

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At $1.49 USD, it’s a steal!

For the beer lovers on your list.

 

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For $2.59 USD, they can have their beer and sweets all in one!

 

This one is just for you Sheena of Notapunkrocker! 

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At $11.99 USD it’s a steal!

As for me, I went shopping at Neiman Marcus for Christmas. A girl can dream, right??

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100th Anniversary limited-edition Maserati Ghibli S Q4

It’s a bargain at only $95,000! I can see me in it, cruising around.

And, now for the coupe de grace! Whoever buys this for me gets to come along for the fun!

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A fragrance journey
Everything from your clothing to the decor in your home suits you perfectly. Isn’t it time you had a signature scent that does the same? Your quest to fragrance utopia begins with two first-class tickets to Paris, close to the Fontainebleau, where you’ll meet with sixth-generation Master Perfumer Olivier Creed to create the ultimate custom scent. While in The City of Light, you and a guest will dine with Creed, enjoy five-star accommodations, white-glove car service, private tours and other experiences befitting the royally amazing you. A few short months later, a fragrance nonpareil will arrive at your doorstep in 24 14-karat gold-gilded six-liter flacons and 12 14-karat gold-accented leather atomizers featuring your bespoke scent.

Price: $475,000

 

What’s the strangest gift you ever received for Christmas??

 

 

 

32 thoughts on “Strange, Unique Christmas Gifts”

      1. Oops. I thought you saw the one I posted elsewhere LOL.

        I’ll happily take another. I can put him in my car!

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      1. I do actually. I’ve already fixed my keyboard at work with it (I’d rubbed some of the letters off with so much use over the last 13 years) and I’ve labeled a few things at home. I’m kind of a sucker for a nice, practical gift. 🙂

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  5. That was fun! And my wallet is not lighter than it already was 🙂 Only the royally amazing you, Jackie, can come up with these. I particularly liked the custom scent with light humorous undertones.

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  6. Firstly I found myself wondering, for really more time than it deserved, whether the candy canes were just bacon flavoured alone, or whether they were peppermint AND bacon? Do you know? I feel I need this information before deciding anything here.

    Secondly, the Maserati is far better value than the fragrance.

    Thirdly, I can’t remember any strange gifts I’ve had, but I know I must have had a few!

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    1. I believe the candy canes are bacon only flavored, they just look like peppermint flavored.

      Yeah, I think I would rather have the Maserati, especially when most perfumes are too strong for me.

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    1. LOL Michael, just a key ring?? Well they should have at least attached the key to a car or something lol.

      I would take the money over the perfume for sure. 😉

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  9. Cat butt gum? I’d heard about the Jelly belly jelly beans that have a flavor called vomit, I thought that was disgusting.

    On the other hand come pick me up in your new car and let’s take a road trip!

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  10. I have a package of the Cat Butt Gum that some one gave me a few years back! It’s still sitting on my shelf with all my other treasures… I’ll bet it tastes pretty good by now!

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